Man Freaks Out In The Gym, Is Tased To Death By Police
A man in upstate New York was tased to death by local police after going on an early morning tour of destruction in a local Gold’s Gym. Cops are currently investigating to see if performance enhancing...
View ArticleWatch What Happens When Everyday Gym-Goers Get Questioned About Their...
You know what’s unexpectedly hilarious? When a guy, Scott Rogowsky, dresses up like a reporter, holds a legit-looking microphone and grills everyday gym-goers about their performance. These Average...
View ArticleWoman Banned From Brooklyn Gym For Objecting To Class Named ‘Tough Titsday’
Rule No. 1 in owning a business: if a customer is offended by something you do, and she’s a woman, you say “Sorry, ma’m,” apologize and move on. You do not get into an email war with her. Did you...
View ArticleParanormal Hunters Capture Video Of Elusive 'Guy Eating Pizza While Working Out'
Someone in the background can be heard saying, “This is why I don’t go to Planet Fitness.” Really? Does this kind of stuff happen there often? Damn.
View ArticleYou Should Feel Bad About Yourself Because This One-Armed Woman Can...
Sometimes you take a trip into the depths of YouTube and you come out scarred for life after watching crazy drunk Russian guys doing nonsensical, life-threatening things for seemingly no reason. Other...
View ArticleUGHHHHHH: This Gym Grunting Prank Is Fantastic
People can be such dicks. Luckily, sometimes they record themselves doing it and call it a “PrAnK ViD” so we can all watch and laugh at the poor people who have to listen to a grown man moan like a...
View ArticleThis Video About Sums Up What People Actually Do At The Gym
I think there have been times when I’ve checked my Instagram feed during a pull-up. Just saying, we all have needs and quality wi-fi isn’t the absolute worst reason to go to the gym. Also, why don’t...
View ArticleUm, Sir, That’s Not How You, Um, Use That Machine
Gyms are the modern day human-equivalent of the Galapagos Islands. You can either spend your time there becoming more fit for survival or you can fall victim to your unfathomable stupidity and somehow...
View ArticleDear God J.J. Watt Can Jump High
Assuming that J.J. Watt can jump higher than the 61-inches he clears in the video below (when he’s not standing still), it’s fair to say that he could hurdle Trindon Holliday (5’5″) and Darren Sproles...
View ArticleSynthol Man Is Back And This Time He’s Talking About How He Almost Lost His Arms
If you want to get huge, you have two options: Build muscle or fill the areas where muscles should be with a calcifying liquid that gives the appearance of muscles. Not surprisingly, the latter is a...
View ArticleDo Not Let This Man Back In The Gym
It’s important to be ambitious. Otherwise, you’ll miss out on what could’ve been an incredible life filled with fame, fortune and, in this man’s case, massive, rock-hard quadriceps. On the other hand,...
View ArticleFirst Pot-Friendly Gym Opening In San Francisco, And Guess Who’s Behind It?...
Ricky Williams lost enough money in fines and suspensions for pot in his NFL career — now he’s turned it into a business model. The former Dolphins running back is a partner in what he’s calling the...
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